I just got this email (which is probably an old joke at this stage) but thought I would post it here anyway.
Especially for Steve who says it is always better to rent than buy...
"I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. That's crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Better to rent ?
I just got this email (which is probably an old joke at this stage) but thought I would post it here anyway.
Especially for Steve who says it is always better to rent than buy...
"I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. That's crazy, right?
But...
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41 million).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is it better to rent?"
Very very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
lmao
nice. very nice. if marriages were all about sex there would be a lot more divorce than there already is.
Steve is our favorite renter, how much does he pay for a bang? How much would he pay Darren Sukenik?
That was great.
lol
$4,000 an hour for a hooker is way too much. There is a hooker bubble that is going to burst soon.
"$4,000 an hour for a hooker is way too much. There is a hooker bubble that is going to burst soon. "
...but, Manhattan is a unique market, different to anywhere else.....
If it f cks, flys, or sails its better to lease.
Shamrock very funny